Geopolitical Shell Game
Eingetragen von mir selbst. | 29 August, 2006 - 23:29
Humor | Weltgeschehen
Aus einer Mailingliste:
The War on Terror
As viewed from the Bourne shell.
$ cd /middle_east $ ls Afghanistan Iraq Libya Saudi_Arabia UAE Algeria Israel Morrocco Sudan Yemen Bahrain Jordan Oman Syria Egypt Kuwait Palestine Tunisia Iran Lebanon Qatar Turkey $ cd Afghanistan $ ls bin Taliban $ rm Taliban rm: Taliban is a directory $ cd Taliban $ ls soldiers $ rm soldiers $ cd .. $ rmdir Taliban rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty $ cd Taliban $ ls -a . .. .insurgents $ chown -R USA .* chown: .insurgents: Not owner $ cd .. $ su Password: ******* # mv Taliban /tmp # exit $ ls bin $ cd bin $ ls laden $ cd .. $ rm -r bin/laden bin/laden: No such file or directory $ find / -name laden $ $ su Password: ******* # mv bin /tmp # exit $ pwd /middle_east/Afghanistan $ cd /opt/UN $ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/. ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied $ su Password:******* # ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/. # cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda Al_Qaeda: does not exist # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda # mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda mkfile: No space left on device # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda # cd /opt/Coalition/Willing # mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda # chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda #exit $ cd /middle_east/Iraq $ ls saddam $ ls saddam $ ls saddam $ ls -a . .. saddam $ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd] /Korea/North/wMd $ wall Propaganda.txt Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st Mission Accomplished! $ rm saddam saddam: No such file or directory $ find / -name saddam /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam $ wall NewsWorthy.txt Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13 We Got Him! $ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail $ cd /opt/USA $ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq $ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy $ ./install Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details. $ more install_log Installed failed! Prerequisite packages missing Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia Packages Church and State must be installed separately File System /PeakOil nearing capacity Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation. $
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